I agree, mostly because I’m team #caillousucks and team #gordonisabitch and president and CEO of #fuckoffelmo

I mean, I realized the whole backstory of the original is that the main character is the lone survivor of a genocide... so obvs, the prequel series is gonna have to touch on GENOCIDE... but I still wasn’t quite emotionally prepared for it on the screen.  Part of me wonders if this is unhealthy for my kids to see and…

I’m sorry... did you NOT watch Henson’s original as a tot?? Because that is 100% of the reason I’m watching the ten-parter now, WITH MY CHILDREN, to whom I passed on my love of disturbing children’s films.

Still not understanding how difficult it could possibly be to say “Ma’am, you need to leave, and if you refuse to vacate the premises we will be contacting LAPD to serve trespass notice.” Not that hard.  Retail betches gotta do it all the time.  There is no “either side,” there’s one asshole and three people being…

Girl. OF COURSE we don’t know you. That was kind of the point. Despite your genetic inheritance, you’re still effectively nobody.

I have never seen this picture and NOT thought it was just Trump wearing pearls. 

Late, but... Tattoos of cartoon characters. Full stop. Sorry, but unless your grandmother’s dying wish was to be memorialized by Tweety Bird on your shoulder blade, we’re done here.

Hi Love... First, congratulations on your daughter - you done good! Secondly, while I didn’t read it in time for my own children, I did read it in time for my divorce which is another Major Life Transition... it came from a book called “Transitions” by William Bridges and I had to read it for a class. But a critical…

Charlize is spot-on, but Nicole Kidman’s eyes are not nearly vacant enough for Gretchen.  

Ok I teared up for that one.  So glad you got to have her as a companion and make her life a wonderful one. 

Late to the party... best birthday (so far) was the first after my divorce.  While careening through the various highs and lows of radical life change, I concluded I wanted to actually celebrate my birthday for once (ex always managed to have a massive tantrum on my birthday resulting in a decade or so of nothing). …

Came down here for this addition... same design style, same restaurant motif in use.  Every brewery with a tasting room in a 50 mile radius has these motherfuckers.  In addition to the too hot/too cold, hard as fuck to sit on discomfort, there is that ~delightful~ sound they make when being dragged across the…

Not saying that antifeminist critiques of Amy are fair or appropriate, but Amy still sucks because as an adult as well as a child, she doesn’t give two shits about other people - their feelings or needs or reasonable right not to have their manuscript burned. Yep, she made it to the top of the patriarchal…

Would there be any population of the world left if we did that?

Deadspin article on same has a top comment with the super slow-mo video of her triple-double and honestly it’s mind boggling.  How she lands anywhere but on her face is astounding.  I wanna cry every time I see her she’s just so fucking excellent she is absolutely the GOAT. 

1,000% this. And also the phrasing starts to sound like “my cousin’s neighbor’s best friend’s housekeeper.” You don’t need a marginal-at-best connection to a person of color to realize that racism is horseshit. (Or maybe you do, jesus I don’t know, how is it these people don’t know anyone other that More White People,…

Save the Planet, Eat the Rich! 

Phenomenal article title.  Horrible timeline to exist in.  

I read through it three or four times when I first saw it, trying to discern how much was serious and how much was trolling and given her association to Elon Musk, I DON’T THINK ANYONE CAN REASONABLY MAKE THAT DETERMINATION.

<s> Wow!! So they’re going to provide free prenatal care, paid family leave, subsidized childcare, nutritional support, parenting classes, and abuse intervention?! I mean, that’s how you make it a sanctuary for the unborn, right, is to support the woman carrying said fetus?? </s>