One silver lining is to find increasingly creative ways to insult her intelligence in the passwords I have to reset every 30 days. Also, I hope she falls off her yacht as it crashes into her lakeside summer home and that her brother goes to prison in another country. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“How come we’re not asking, more often, the women, ‘Would you be willing to put a man on the ticket?’”

I appreciate the craft work that went into creating the egg (like most craft work done by women, largely ignored as “hobby” and not art & skill).  Slapping Be Best on it is nauseating.  Great work on Egg, Eggmaker.  Peel that shit off though.

Yeah, while I don’t love Davidson and I kinda feel like attention is a bad thing for him, I am 100% in favor of someone who needs this kind of emotional support continuing to live with family who are willing and equipped to provide the kind of care they need.  I fail to see how this is a shameful thing.  

This is a very long read to expect of stoners.  

Wow.  I’m so sorry your actions had consequences.  How terrible for you to have to live with them.  It’s almost as if you could have seen this coming, knowing full well that your actions were illegal and immoral, and that no expectation of exemption from consequences would be rational.  #fuckyourselfbecky

My favorite headline about this announcement was “Salma Hayek’s husband pledges funds to rebuild Notre-Dame.” It was delightful, like “how cute her lil husband has hobbies.” 

Yep, eradication by any means necessary.  

It’s literally an attempt to eradicate them altogether.  It’s willful and malicious... they LIKE that the suicide rate is so high because they want these kids to never reach adulthood.  They want them gone so they’ll do everything they can to eliminate what little protection there is.  

I started watching a bunch of nature docs with the small dinosaurs on their spring break because they consume it voraciously, but we had to stop this one after baby flamingo.  The boy is already an empath, crying when the cartoon characters lose a parent (not kidding, Land Before Time is way more fucked than I…

Isn’t it ~adorable~ that Russia decriminalized spousal abuse in any case where your spouse isn’t hospitalized by the incident? What a country! No wonder he went home.

Whatever happened to just building your McMansion out in the burbs?  Surely there’s an empty field on Long Island you can invade? 

I fucking hate these YouTuber parents, none of this shit is healthy for a kid and 100% of it is narcissistic bullshit on the part of the parent. Goddamnit, this is the one fucking job where you are responsible for the cognitive and emotional development of another human being, maybe try a little bit to take that part s…

I think that’s probably about accurate. It’s not necessarily that the music quality was amazing, it was that it gave language to a shared and deeply felt experience for women and girls-becoming-women. It was permission to say how we felt, just like emo was very much permission for sad boys to be sad about things that…

I can only assume it got bad ratings because most critics were men.  This movie is legit, and Jenny Lewis as the more-mature-child-than-the-parent was definitely a win.  

Parenting a child with autism is a big enough job.  Wading through the bullshit shouldn’t have to be a whole second job along with it.  

A few years ago, the women in my workplace were collectively recalling moments of male partners’ inability to perform various household activities (one wanted adulation for emptying a trash can, another was exceedingly unclear on how to operate a dishwasher, etc.) and it was noted how the impression of their…

Point of order, Pell grants are the same size for all schools whose full time cost of attendance is anything around or beyond $6000, and since that cost estimation has to include living expenses, that’s everywhere that isn’t a community college (and even then, most are) or a military academy where there are no…

They said they would be denying admission to anyone involved. It is an entirely separate thing to expel someone once they are a student, and that requires considerable more effort and the burden of proof in establishing that she was involved and deliberately so lies with the institution. You still can’t expel anyone…

Also, I adore your handle, Super Hans is my guru.