Also, I fear for my death on wooden roller coasters.  This is nowhere near as fun as it used to be, and I want my money back.

To be fair, $12 an hour at the rendering plant sounds a bit generous, do they have some commie unionizing going on down there?? Get out fast, Skeeter! 

From my own musings, I’ve concluded that my own life has gained in importance (to me, personally) since I exited the prefrontal-cortex-still-forming phase of my 20s.  I now understand EXACTLY what the outcomes of my death would be at this time, and I am not thrilled at the prospect. Also, my knees hurt the day before…

Why is trash monster still talking?  Is her super-vague fiance that Billy kid from FyreFest? They’d be perfect for each other. 

MEEEEEEEDICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE FOR AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

May not mean much, I can’t help, I’m just starring for support and visibility. I’ve been on the edge of that empty cliff watching someone I loved teeter back and forth. I know AlAnon helped me in the long run, so all I can say is I’m so sorry, you aren’t alone, and there are so many others who will come beside you &…

Discovered by accident in the college cafeteria on a late Saturday when they’d run out of *other* utensils. It’s actually the best and my life would be improved by a margin of 0.4% if all restaurants offered chopsticks as an alternative.

I’m confused how floor fork is somehow inferior to used-comb fork. Most floors have been sanitized more recently than the inside of your purse and hair. This remains gross.

Sociopaths be sociopathin’. 

LOL, stop talking. 

Definitely have aversions to specific names... Scott’s are all assholes, don’t @ me... And yes, taking as much $ as courts allowed and then some because he’s never come back in the YEARS since the divorce.  You only want to be Santa Claus?  Alright then, Santa can front everything.  

Mine’s a Casey too! And yes they smell empathy. My ex MIL tried to explain to me that it was *totes a good thing* for him to get remarried right away and abandon all hope of him parenting our children ever because “he needs someone, you know, and I can’t do it all” BITCH NO ONE CAN, and you enabled him to believe that…

Also, just to get a tiny bit angrier, that knot... is not a commonly used nautical knot. That knot, wherein you wrap the rope repeatedly and tuck in the end, is explicitly used in gallows hangings to snap the neck (because strangulation takes more time). That kind of knot isn’t really used on boats because most boat…

This is, honestly, what I continue to ask myself with these instances of OBVIOUS fucking racism in haute couture... What, exactly, was the inspiration and intended outcome? What did you, the designer, hope to convey with this? Since your apologies all sound like bullshit explanations of “eh, we didn’t realize” I have…

OK I actually did LOL for this.  Fuckin sneaky ass frat boys.  Well budgeted, fellas. 

Canadians ARE polite folk. 

I literally only heard of him in the past year on the new indie station in town... and come to think of it, I haven’t heard them play a single song of his since the article broke. There’s been no overt announcement, but I’m looking back at the daily record of playlists now and nope, not a single Ryan Adams song on…

Fitting, given that I always saw it as “The boys are all sad and the girls are all angry.” It was a good time.  

Does anyone remember that scene in Requiem for a Dream when everyone comes dancing out of the TV? I feel like that’s in his brain.

#abolishtheNCAA