Drakkar Noir.

I admit to feeling an aggressive amount of “who the fuck is this Floridian piece of shit” every time I see him. I don’t even know if he’s from Florida or not.

I started reading through the more detailed report and had to stop. He advocated for pedophiles to marry and intentionally have or adopt children for the sole purpose of abusing them. I don’t say this often, but I really hope he dies in a car fire. There’s nothing, NOTHING, redeemable about this person.

OMG the guy who wrote about a 12 year old girl falling in love with a 40 year old hitman is a creep? How surprising.

No, dude. No one cares about the creepy assholes who manage not to create children. No one actually WANTS them to create children. Maybe if they worked harder on being less creepy and mitigated their assholeness, they would have an easier time finding partners. Not to sound too conservative, but how is it…

Samesies. Hopefully for his sake, there isn’t a ACGT of Woody Allen in him.

I don’t recall all of the reboot episode’s explanations and whether Jerry was in them, but the original DID end with her saying she changed, for the book, whatever she didn’t like. The “winning the lottery” happened before Jerry so it’s entirely within that reality that he never existed in the first place and she…

I’m glad she’s being vocal about it and I’m very glad she’s getting support and treatment for a very real and debilitating disease. One question though: I thought we already knew she has bipolar? Or is the revelation just that she’s getting treatment?

I love her look and her philosophy behind it.

Lower ribcage? Like he’s retracting his abdomen to stay out of the shot, so it’s slightly concave and the ribs poke out? I fully reject the bicep theory, he’s far too scrawny.

I could be wrong, but I don’t see any mention here of Santorum’s high-visibility Google results. Clearly, he continues to deserve his association with shitstains.

1:11. I loved Mister Rogers and I will STILL watch it if I find it on. I’m 34.

I deactivated my Facebook account after over a year of being stalked and harassed by one person. I still use my Instagram but I’ve noticed I’m less compelled by it overall since getting off of Facebook altogether. I don’t feel the need to check it constantly, and when I do check, I don’t feel inundated. It’s nice.

Exactly. No one needs these, but they keep cranking this shit out. It’s some kind of passive-Ludovico technique.

“...they agitate the offended, promote uncivil discourse, and ignore any sense of due process and fairness to destroy their enemies.”

What is the grown up term for “he who smelt it, dealt it”?  

So.... No one is going to make a Monty Python reference? Because I totally believe in the eviscerating powers of the buns.

Okay, but aren’t the Lintons the shitty neighbors from Wuthering Heights? Because her personality very much brings Isabella Linton, whiny rich kid who married a sociopath because she’s used to getting whatever she wants.

Betsy DeVos is a garbage monster. Everything she has said and done in the last year has been utter trash, advancing only the interests of her financial backers and religious extremists. Fuck her and her orange dictator.

As an evangelical Christian, I can promise you, you are a FUCKING MORON if you think you should ignore all the medical advances made possible by people whose empathy (which we believe is from God) and intelligence (also from God) enabled them to slow and even eradicate pain and sickness. And if you’re in any area of…

And this tidbit of commentary is what I immediately remarked to my partner when that story came on the SOTU... yes, it’s nice the good white people adopted a baby born addicted to heroin. Her mother, however, who is ALSO addicted to heroin, is still without help or hope in the whole fucking world because these asshats…