Damn dude, I wish you felt this strong about exercising your right to vote.

Hey, at least there were some bountiful times during their run.

But is he a zaddy?

world’s longest “fuck me, daddy” tweet

In their defense:

The Panthers would have been paying $15M a year for a cornerback on Revis’s career trajectory, all the way through the shitty seasons to come. Washington is not going to be happy to still be paying Norman two years from now.
The two CBs drafted last year to replace him got significantly better over the…

15-1? I thought they went 14-2?

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

..much less nine / eleven.

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

I assume “Jesus” is an affordable Napa Valley Chardonnay.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

If you are in a bathroom and you can’t spot the transgendered person, it means YOU ARE THE TRANSGENDERED PERSON!!!!1!!!

The thing that stands out the most is how many times the kid says hella. No one on the East Coast ever ever ever says that.

Like Giri, I’m still recovering from Blonde, which I’d put among my favorites. For whatever reason (it’s great), Untitled Unmastered is still tops for me.

I’m still pushing for this.

Boy I bet you wish you’d asked a better question.

Stevie is going to be so pissed when he sees this!