I sincerely hope the Secret Service issues a statement clarifying which Pokémon it was.

The White House is the hardest Gym to get the badge from. No one ever makes it past the Trainers on the lawn.

Don't use a taser on him!

Meanwhile, Joe Biden is still waiting for that stuffed Pikachu he ordered off the internet yesterday...

That first story is just unbelievable. Airlines let expectant mothers fly in their third trimester?

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys. Guns aren't for black people, either.

Excellent piece Greg...wow.

I swear the highways there are made of gravel.

Splashing water is my No. 1 worst. I can't think of one thing that is more enjoyable and infuriating between two human beings only 10 years apart.

That guy is only ten years removed from his kid who splashes in the tub?

Lifelong NC resident, and Panther fan. I also vacation in Myrtle Beach at least every other year. There is not a single inaccurate word in this article. From top to bottom, this is all 100% true.

God, old people are such pussies about lists of things old people are pussies about.

The video shows that Stewart stopped his car right after the incident.

Tom/commenters,

I read this whole article looking for the list. Damn you and your clickbait.

I really want to click that link but I'm 98% sure it's just a .gif of that masturbating bear.

So you've got Skip Bayless trying to justify the outrage by COMPARING GAY PEOPLE TO DOGS and Steven A. Smith justifying Dungy's comments by AGREEING GAY PEOPLE ARE DISTRACTING.

No conflict at all. My money isn't going towards oppressing homosexuals. End of story.

Brazil's asylum process consists of a single question: