I had a law professor who once derailed class with his theory that Home Depot would be the best place to commit a murder:

1) You don’t have to bring your own murder weapon, plenty of good choices in the store, along with gloves..
2) Places to dump a body that aren’t immediately obvious.
3) When the victim starts…

The NYT is a solid paper until it comes to something that matters. See: Judith Fucking Miller and But Her Emails. It’ll fuck over America again, soon enough - you don’t have to consider yourself a progressive to know that.

Or running for cover like the gates of hell have opened when you spot one and go “Excuse me, I need some help.”

Also, it turns out that the French researcher behind the study that got Trump all excited has a long history of faking data and pumping up his publication count by publishing his work in a journal that he’s the editor-in-chief of (a big no-no in scientific publishing).

Does the Home Depot guy’s cure involve 30 people in orange vests shuffling aimlessly around the patient’s bed?

Also, adding on to the first poster- not spreading misinformation that gets people killed because they they ingest fish tank cleaner and which caused shortages of the malaria drug due to panic hoarding so that now those with legit prescriptions for *actually proven* uses can’t get it.... not calling it a hoax at…

He’s blamed him for testing issues.

I’m sure that thousands of dead Italians agree with you.

If it gets bad enough (more like when) he will simply declare martial law. Then, he’ll suspend the election and presto-changeo he’s President Dictator J. Trump of the United States of Duhmerica.

Half of Americans are bad. For this reason, democracy is kind of bad too.

You are wrong, please don;t act on your ignorance.

He absolutely, 100% did. So there’s that.

Well, if your proposal is that there are no honest politicians anyways, yes, I’d like them to at least act like adults while being dishonest, since that’s apparently a good as we’re going to get.

Why are you tired of Trump being blamed?

Examples?

Those Senators weren’t selling stock using inside information. Perish the thought and how dare you accuse them of such unethical actions! They were just uhhh...moving some things around to...balance their portfolios. Yeah...that’s it...let’s go with that hastily formed rationale.

Republicans in 2010: “Obamacare means death panels! The Democrats wanna kill your grandma!”

Sadly, if we all ignore him and maintain all social distancing and other safety protocols at the state and local levels and avoid catastrophe, Trump will take credit for properly managing the pandemic and his idiot supporters will actually believe it.

Unfortunately, if people start returning to normal life too soon…

Not just Trump, but the senators who knew a potential pandemic was coming, said nothing, and instead took a few weeks to sell all of their stocks before the pandemic arrived and the market tanked.