Given him a warning for profanity, and tell him he can swear as much as he wants using gmail, and that is it.

The dude is not wrong, but maybe skip all the f-bombs when sending emails from your work account in the future?!!? Seems like a teacher ought to know that.

Thank you!  These slideshows can fuck right off.

“EA has done a terrible job with the Star Wars license, I wish they gave a chance to make Star Wars games to some other company!”

Maybe the real tasered balls were the friends we made along the way?

I’ve been very impressed with the response from our media and tech companies! All it took was four straight years of impotently allowing Fascism to fester and grow, a refusal to ever call lies “Lies”, a moronic desire to appear completely impartial to injustice and treat everything on earth as though it has an equally…

You know who else worked to elect Warnock and should be feeling pretty good today?

this right here is the problem. Whatever you were doing in 2019 does not reflect on whats going on in 2020

“Hang in there, buddy!”

Tweedledum and Tweedledumber

Can there be any doubt that Don Jr. and Eric are Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee?

Yep. Both I, and another tech, accidentally misidentified it earlier, but Yep. Digi Green

“It’s a trap!”

Excellent, but minus points for using season 1 uniform and no rank pips.

That’s Admiral Windsor to you!

Why is the Queen wearing a shirt with Kellyanne Conway on it?

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho surely seems smarter than the president we’ve got.

I think we are official hitting the point where the movie Idiocracy actually is about a smarter future then what we got  

We all lie in the bed we make, but sometimes that bed is a road. And so instead we end up walking where we sleep. But if we don’t like where we are going, its time to have a different dream. For Ellen, its time for her to wake up, into a new dream, where she can lie down, and walk her own path.

Is the formula ”Brush your X with Bacon Grease before Y” not universal?