Yo, shitheel, tell that to the family in the SUV mistaken for a motorcycle.

What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Timbs or Doc Martens?

Comply or die is exactly the problem. Now fuck off.

Man, what happened to you? I’ve seen you around for years and don’t remember you being quite this.. unhinged? You got that brain eating amoeba or something?

Go to Brietbart and whine there like a bitch. YAAAWN!

and make the Americans pay for it!

You do know that Roger Stone can be tried for crimes other than the seven for which he was convicted, yes?

+1 guillotine 

Happy Bastille Day, everyone!

“But seriously, if you were going to be around Ron Jeremy, wouldn’t you assume that I’d be a little bit touchy feely?” he said. “Yes. This is what I do for a living.”

I swear, the amount of dipshit conservatives who are suddenly fans of antifa socialist George Orwell has really spiked in the past few days.

In July 1932, the Nazis won the largest plurality (32 percent) in German parliament but had other parties formed a coalition, they could have held back the Nazis. But the other parties didn’t: they were obsessed with infighting over smaller differences and failed to see the larger, existential threat. This is that…

Shocked to see Chris D’Elia has been accused of being a comedian.

Thank you. I cheated, but it was still amazing.

Every so often, I like to have a “woah, man” moment. Usually, it can take hours of watching documentaries about space and physics (yes, even while sober) to get to the mind-blowing moment.

and after 9 years you hear,”Please stay on the line, your call is important to us.”  oooo I’d be so steamed!!

Pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space, cause there bugger all down here on Earth!