Ironic.

I can think of no better motivation to get back on top of a rocket and shoot myself back in to space than some Florida boat people flying trump 2020 flags way too close. It’s like coming home after a nice long vacation to see all your plants are dead and your neighbors have installed a cell tower in their backyard.

I worked with him on Medicine Ball. Great guy. Probably the nicest actor on that show. I bumped into him in 2005 I think. I was working on Desperate Housewives on Universal lot. We bumped into each other coming and going from a restroom. I couldn’t remember his same but all I said was “Medicine ball”. He jumped…

Sorry, but fuck that bitch.... it needed to be said.

So this is what the Romans felt.

Chicago pizza is like of you asked someone to make a pizza who had never seen one before.

Well, I don’t think they are going to allow him a cell phone in prison. But if he does avoid justice, the best part about him not being president anymore is that twitter can just ban his account outright. They only keep it up because he is the president and therefor the tweets have informational value. Also the…

That is not how it works nor should it be. Platforms have to be able to remove some content that they find objectionable but not be liable for all content. There is no practical way they can monitor all content constantly. But when some content is reported to be objectionable or not suitable for children they can…

But even if there was a new contact-tracing feature on your device, it would use the GPS and app activity information that your phone and apps already keep tabs on.

No.

I know, right?! It really illustrates just how alone we are in the universe. It would take more than a day at the fastest anything can travel just to get out of the solar system. Imagine if you wanted to go to your closest friends house. You get into your car and floor it. it would still take you more than a day…

We are like ants trapped in amber.  

Every so often, I like to have a “woah, man” moment. Usually, it can take hours of watching documentaries about space and physics (yes, even while sober) to get to the mind-blowing moment.

I don’t get what they are so upset about. NASCAR is still going to use one of the confederate flags to signal the last lap of the race, just like they have always done...