I think the fact that I’ve been reminded that Kylie Jenner exists, pregnant or not, is evidence that it is a very, very slow news day.

Cool.

Emu... bold choice... I like it.

“entombing her in a steel death capsule”

I don’t even care if he’s telling the truth or not.  This is the best thing I’ve heard all year.  Hahahhahaahahahah...... hahahahahahaha!

Yeah, I thought this was going to be some easy method of poaching an egg, not how to poach an egg the normal way.  

“What have we learned, kids?”

No. This started right from the beginning of the App Store. Back then there were no data caps. The iPhone came with an unlimited plan. Back then it think the cap on downloads was 50mb or even less.  This was a deal the made with AT&T, the only iPhone carrier at the time, to keep the data on the networks to a…

Well there is room for debate on which way causes more harm. Look at organic farming for example. People were so afraid of traditional “chemical” fertilizers that they started this organic farming craze that is depleting our oceans of fish that they use for fertilizer. While the other chemical fertilizer was…

Yeah, I figured, but with the way things are these days (flat earthers, anti-vaxxers, Trump supporters) you just can't tell what's a joke and what's real life anymore.  The Onion is a serious news source now.

Well most of the time they are being hysterical. The food babe is a great example. Her knee jerk reactions to things she doesn’t understand can cause real harm when they force companies to use “natural” alternatives that may cause allergic reactions or cause food to spoil prematurely creating food waste. The fact…

I will concede that you are correct that we need to be aware of the danger presented by new ingredients introduced to our food. The problem is that the general public simply doesn’t have the knowledge or expertise to assess the dangers those ingredients pose. Googling isn’t research. It takes a lot of scientific…

Well, no as they have no genes to modify. It is also not organic as there is no carbon in it.

See, that’s my point. Those are naturally occurring chemicals and they are poisonous. No one would suggest putting them in food even though they are “all natural”. But if you were to list all the chemicals that make up a banana, something that is a perfectly healthy snack, people who don’t understand what they are…

Jesus Christ, just impeach this asshole already.  Fuck.  This is the worst timeline.

“when chemicals were regarded by the public as being perfectly fine”

Can’t. Grapefruit reacts badly with my cholesterol medicine.

I know. The only witch hunt in history that has ever found actual witches.

So let me get this straight... Trump says that he was wrongly accused and investigated, but doesn’t want the head of that investigation to answer questions before congress? Even though that investigation supposedly cleared him? Yeah... that makes no sense unless he’s guilty.