“Infinity War’s big twists”

Forgiveness is not a virtue this man possesses. I feel sorry for him and inability to move on. It’s just a movie. Petty vindictive revenge like this is is just sad and actually makes me feel sorry for the other guy.

Where the fuck do you work?!  The white House?

Only 141 more days until this terrible, terrible league starts up again! Woohoo!

This needs to be on Seth Myers show.  This is the kind of story we need right now.

Sorry, Mark Hamill is the best Joker.  It’s not even close.

There were so many there that I didn’t even see these. Here is a couple I did see:

I think he did it to get out of going to the White House for a cold fast food burger.

That’s the only sketch I skipped most of. Once I saw where it was going... which was pretty early.

It makes me sad that this needs to be explained to people.

Who gives a shit?

To be fair, Apple is way better with security than Android has been. This is a big bug but Apple will have it patched soon. Better than having your os spying on you, or having people be able to unlock your phone with a picture of your face or a photocopy of your fingerprint.

Desperation. 

This one is better.

I wear this one to piss off people like you.

I didn’t before, but now... I kinda do... 

Wow! That’s some fucking twisted logic right there. Hillary would have won if you and all the other idiots voted for her. Too bad they were too stupid to understand how voting works.  Now we have trump because a bunch of babies didn’t get what they wanted.  Also, Bernie probably wouldn’t have won but in the end at…

Well, the nice thing about the volt is that it is a series hybrid as opposed to a parallel hybrid. The fact that it is always propelled by the electric motor means ti can go all electric and never use gas. But if you need it, it’s there. When I was working at paramount studios in Hollywood I was able to commute…

No need. It has a smart fuel management system and it does something with tank pressurization. It knows how old the gas is and will give you a warning if you haven’t filled up in 12 months.  At that point it says you have 24 hrs to burn off the fuel and fill up.  After that it will start the engine to get it through…

I was all like “WTF is a Marg?”  When I read the article, I was like fuck you use the whole word.  You sound like an idiot... assholes.