I think he did it to get out of going to the White House for a cold fast food burger.

That’s the only sketch I skipped most of. Once I saw where it was going... which was pretty early.

It makes me sad that this needs to be explained to people.

Who gives a shit?

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Sure it was a bug. A big one even. But it was hardly catastrophic. It was a security hole that could be easily plugged by shutting off FaceTime until the issue a patch which is forthcoming.  Calm you tits everyone.

To be fair, Apple is way better with security than Android has been. This is a big bug but Apple will have it patched soon. Better than having your os spying on you, or having people be able to unlock your phone with a picture of your face or a photocopy of your fingerprint.

It was my first instinct.  How dare them make me choose the path of the story.  That’s their job.  Tell me a story.  I have since tried some different paths, but I didn’t find anything that didn’t play during the default play.

I only have one add on in safari and it’s Adblock plus. It has been coming up with a message that says I have to upgrade to the one from the App Store but that one doesn’t do any of the things I need it to do.  I only use Adblock to fix some or the bad formatting of websites like Facebook.  When I use pinch to zoom a…

I did a one where I didn’t pick a thing.  Never touched the remote.  It gave me almost every path by default.

They generally don’t, but a few companies do. If you have a choice, don’t use the ones that meter. If you have no choice, complain and lobby for competition that doesn’t meter to come into your neighborhood.  

What’s to argue about?  Seemed pretty good to me.

Ok, now you are just making up words.

What is “hangouts chat”? 

Desperation. 

I guess that's kinda the point.  This product is useless if you just use your hand and move the seat into the position you need.  

Yeah, I only sit maybe once or twice per day, but I stand 6+ times per day. just makes more sense to make it work the other way around.

Do they have a reverse one that puts the seat back up when you are done sitting?  I'd buy that.

This one is better.