Obviously we know that in arguing that government-provided health care, they are completely ignoring the actual real world experience of pretty much every other developed nation. It hasn’t been tried here, so it’s an alien concept.

They are scared shitless of her and I am loving every minute of it.

I disagree, it’s not more natural for him to fall off the face of the earth. These days your ex is more likely to be found lurking in your instagram story, your favourite bar, your mutual friends wedding, baby shower or “heyyy...”-ing you in your texts. 

My thought has always been that it’s easier for fans to see themselves in charge of a team than it is to see themselves putting up 25 points per night. As other commenters touched on, there’s probably a racial component (especially with the NBA) and being a fan means wanting to have it both ways in terms of loyalty.…

I’m so mad at my wife for publicly discussing our sex life like this

Same reason we’re not at Jeff Bezo’s door with pitchforks right now. The rich have taught the vast majority of us to look up to and admire them and not see them as the blood sucking, money hoarding psychopaths they really are.

Have you seen Canadian hockey fans? Those fuckers will gouge out your eyes.

Canada, so it’s not so much a knife but more gentle poke and immediate apology, followed by a warm embrace.

Has a rising star ever fallen this hard, this fast?

 Because you are Bill Simmons, sir.

Be real, how hard did you cum when you finished this one off?

You guys had arguably the best player of all time on your team for 11 seasons and managed to win one championship. This year James single-handedly carried a team that barely should have made the playoffs all the way to the finals.  James has done right by Cleveland and to say that he owes the fans anything more is…

Lebron does not owe Cleveland fans any further explanation than he’s already given. 

The reason he’s getting 18 million is because they had to convince him to take a one year deal. KCP is a solid player who can fit extremely well beside Lebron and will contribute to their playoff run this year, but they will cut him loose next summer if it means landing Kawhi or another superstar, so they are overpayin…

SAY IT TO MY FACE

You know what actually hurts?

“...proudly wore the damn thing while scanning every single person within range to not only make sure everyone saw their hat but also ensure that people knew it was on purpose.”

Maybe I’m just conditioned by the times, but “$1700 Gucci sweatshirts” seems like code for, “black”. JJ Watt is a nice white guy, not a thug black guy like 75% of his teammates.

“That I am sure he regrets in the light of day”

My personal favorite was: