Considering how Trump thinks he’s King of America™, yeah that is okay to say at this point. Shit ain’t what it was anymore, clearly. 

He didn’t want those problems for real. Demarcus Cousins would’ve beat the shit out of Kevin Durant!

6 Reasons Why Durant Keeps Getting Ejected. You Won’t Believe #4!

Follow these 4 easy steps.

Referees hate this guy.

You won’t believe why Kevin’s being ejected.

He’s playing it cool in the post-game pressers, but you can just tell he’s really pulling his hair out over these ejections. Slowly but surely, with the dedication of a monk.

I don’t have an obligation to put money in a Salvation Army kettle. But putting in 7 pennies is paltry.

You lost me at “your”.

I don’t think the distinction between “I’m going to fuck you up” and “I’m going to have you fucked up” is important in this case.

I’m fine with that scenario. So long as the groper gets what is coming to him.

I think it’s we expect more from LeBron. I don’t want that to sound snide (realizing that it already does, though I sort of like petty LeBron!) here, I just look at LeBron’s approach to the game to be different than Jordan and Kobe.

Maybe it’s because he never raped or got anyone killed for gambling debts?

It clearly was a con. I think the question is whether that’s actually even a problem with you (or me, or anyone).

Bennett was probably hurt enough to have surgery; or hurt enough so he could still play. While it looks like he manipulated the situation in order to leave a sinking ship, given the general nature of the way players are treated, and the rare opportunities they have to chart their own course, I’m all for *any* player…

Like I said early how terrible of a human being will the next guy to be commissioner be if The owners are displeased with Roger. 

This one and the bernie bro who clearly missed #1: The “I did something nice for black people like 37 years ago and I’m going to continue to bank on that one thing like there’s a ‘did something nice for black people’ craps table and I already cashed out” guy 

6. Bernie Sanders

Giants too?