I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

+1 glass of water when you have a sec.

+18%

That’s a pro tip right there.

I totally understand where the Thunder are coming from on this one. The longer they keep me waiting, the less money I give waiters.

well that is because we already have Magical Negroes

I want to grab Taylor by the shoulders and MAKE HER STAND STRAIGHT.

Also, I can’t believe I am discussing this like it is a legal argument lol.

Except she said YOU didn’t now who I was, not nobody.

Yeah, but at least he’s open about being a dick. You see Kanye and you know to be weary because he’s never hidden how much of an asshole he is. But Taylor has created an entire image based on the “girl-next-door” cliche. The only thing I hate more than a jerk is someone who pretends to be anything but a jerk.

You’re right, but the point is that TSwift and her people denied that the conversation even took place. Tay has been caught in a lie and her “poor me” narrative is starting to bite her in her perky 25-year old ass.

I KNEW she lied. I love Kanye but he doesn't have enough shame to bother to lie about this.

Not too spicy.

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.

Bruh bruh:

If ever there was a time to lay off the Deadspin snark, it’s now.

“Civilian criminals?” Were they not merely exercising their Second Amendment right to protect themselves from tyranny?

Good work, Melo.

I know we shit on Melo all the time but genuine props for this.