I cannot wait for Trump to lose the presidential election. Crying Jordan will be tweeted at him 31 million times. Trump and CJ were made for each other.

Battle Of The Waving Noodle Person Thingys Outside Of A Car Dealership

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

I'm in one too but people NEVER stop staring long enough for me to forget.

DAMNIT! I should have just said it out loud instead of trying to figure out what Twitter abbreviation it was. Dying laughing over here. Thanks!

I just watched the whole thing and I loved every minute of it. I’m a middle age (42) white liberal white lady, and I’m wondering what the fuck is going on with the audience. Good for Larry pushing harder.

White liberals can't take a race joke. Everyone else is way more chilled about. Wilmore killed it btw that Stephen curry joke was pretty good with a zing

To be fair, most white people are comfortable with jokes about race as long as they’re the ones making it, not the ones receiving it. At least from my experience. Props to Wilmore though. His show deserves more recognition than it gets.

That kiss she gave Stephen Colbert is one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen. I’m just about the straightest woman ever, and I would bang her like the fist of an angry god.

Dat Dame Mirren doe...

Damn, Daniel.

“These are really great green beans, Mrs. Ripa.”

I once slept with someone who looked like Shia LeBeouf’s twin. Not the main reason I slept with him but it was awkward as hell as he was my good friend’s son (he was 24 so not as bad but still). It was nine shades of awkward in the morning. I feel like a call from Shia might have made it better? It’s all I’ve got for…

I think this is a pretty classy move that doesn’t deserve snark.

this is a stupid take.

No that wouldn’t have been the right thing to do. The right thing is exactly what he did, tell the truth. That doesn’t make it the BEST thing to do for everyone involved, but right is fairly cut and dry in that situation. What you are advocating is no different than police officers protecting each other by omitting…

I never said it’s anything special, I said they were treating it recklessly.

I fucking commend them for it, in fact.

Good for them.

I use my cars the same way, so...

Yeah it’s less a laugh and more a rapid intake of air, it’s always weirded me out