Damn, Daniel.

“These are really great green beans, Mrs. Ripa.”

I doubt he has the tolerance level to enjoy Manziels level of highs

I once slept with someone who looked like Shia LeBeouf’s twin. Not the main reason I slept with him but it was awkward as hell as he was my good friend’s son (he was 24 so not as bad but still). It was nine shades of awkward in the morning. I feel like a call from Shia might have made it better? It’s all I’ve got for…

I think this is a pretty classy move that doesn’t deserve snark.

this is a stupid take.

No that wouldn’t have been the right thing to do. The right thing is exactly what he did, tell the truth. That doesn’t make it the BEST thing to do for everyone involved, but right is fairly cut and dry in that situation. What you are advocating is no different than police officers protecting each other by omitting…

I never said it’s anything special, I said they were treating it recklessly.

I fucking commend them for it, in fact.

Good for them.

I use my cars the same way, so...

Yeah it’s less a laugh and more a rapid intake of air, it’s always weirded me out

His barber is Paul Pierce?

Forget the shirt—whoever cut Zeke’s hair is a goddamn wizard with the clippers.

There’s a truly harmful belief that the right to say something is the same as the right to have it taken seriously.

You’re assuming she’s “bitter” about white women. I think she’s expressing something different than that.

It sounds like you’re very angry at white women. Did your man leave you for one?

Loco Jones, I’ve been kinda internet-cool with you for a lil’ while, but you know what? I’mma take this pull quote —

Irony: My husband is so very white.

They are CHOOSING to feel irked. Remember that SNL skit? The Day Beyonce Turned Black.

Any term that generalizes, dehumanizes or simply elides your own identity can be insulting. “Girl” or “Sweetheart” can be an endearment or an epithet from someone’s mouth.

We both know white people are unstoppable so no use even trying.