Damn, Daniel.

“These are really great green beans, Mrs. Ripa.”

I doubt he has the tolerance level to enjoy Manziels level of highs

Before anything, I’d like to say I love Tilda Swinton and I think she’ll do a great job.

That said, she’s never been a blockbuster star. Her bankability is not and has never has been a factor.

They could have cast Michelle Yeoh in the role. If anything Michelle Yeoh has more bankability than Tilda Swinton. But I guess…

“I want to make it fun, joyful, and funny.”

I once slept with someone who looked like Shia LeBeouf’s twin. Not the main reason I slept with him but it was awkward as hell as he was my good friend’s son (he was 24 so not as bad but still). It was nine shades of awkward in the morning. I feel like a call from Shia might have made it better? It’s all I’ve got for…

I think this is a pretty classy move that doesn’t deserve snark.

this is a stupid take.

No that wouldn’t have been the right thing to do. The right thing is exactly what he did, tell the truth. That doesn’t make it the BEST thing to do for everyone involved, but right is fairly cut and dry in that situation. What you are advocating is no different than police officers protecting each other by omitting…

I never said it’s anything special, I said they were treating it recklessly.

I fucking commend them for it, in fact.

Good for them.

I use my cars the same way, so...

Yeah it’s less a laugh and more a rapid intake of air, it’s always weirded me out

His barber is Paul Pierce?

Forget the shirt—whoever cut Zeke’s hair is a goddamn wizard with the clippers.

You probably missed her because she’s Celtic now, and played by Tilda Swinton.

There’s a truly harmful belief that the right to say something is the same as the right to have it taken seriously.

You’re assuming she’s “bitter” about white women. I think she’s expressing something different than that.

It sounds like you’re very angry at white women. Did your man leave you for one?

Loco Jones, I’ve been kinda internet-cool with you for a lil’ while, but you know what? I’mma take this pull quote —

We both know white people are unstoppable so no use even trying.