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This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

Fixed the New Orleans Pelicans logo for you.

Chris Sabo.

George Jefferson? Barry Larkin? 

I would like to make it known that Laura has starred and unstarred this comment 10 times, so far.  Unfortunately, you only get the one entry.  

Ford... doesn’t make the Demon....

It is far too early to be this unimpressed with something that is quite exceptional, sir! 

Hey man, free shoes!” -Jim Tomsula 

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid? They are 2000 degree pinwheels that make odd noises and twitch nonstop while driving their tiny feet in to your sides.

But that’s only because Williams & Sonoma stopped producing the ornamental fire buckets that they had traditionally used.

We spent a few days in that area maybe four years ago just after Christmas and it was all very, very strange. Outside of the touristy areas, it was very pedestrian-unfriendly.  It kind of felt like the California equivalent of Cameron Frye’s house.

The fire department uses only the best handcrafted, bespoke hoses to put out fires. They’re not very effective, but they’re ever so charming.

No house numbers, so you have to pick up your mail at the post office?  I presume that means that if your house catches fire you have to bring the fire to the fire house too.

I bet you liked GoBots too.

Yeah, but they don’t get the Chevy Silverado 2500 High Country edition. So who’s the real loser here? 

You weren’t wearing pants and the neighbor said “your dog is loose”?

He also tweeted that he regretted taking that selfie with Drake before the last episode. Which I found hilarious.

I don’t have anything groundbreaking to add here, just wanted to say that I went to high school with James (Jamie Holzhauer, as he was known back then) and his brother Ian at Naperville North in the late 90s/early 2000s, and they were both super nice guys that treated everyone the same regardless of clique/social

There should be blood in your shit, idiot