Yah, I wish every time there was a video we could at least get a transcript. It's nothing against this video in particular, I just don't consume content that way. If I have time to watch a video then I'll be catching up on a show or movie.

Can you publish your list for those of us that have time to read, but not watch a 50 minute video? ✊🏿

He found a loophole and closed it... around the neighbor’s cat, then flung it into a tree.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

That’s a libelous overexaggeration. Sure, some animals might have died, but running the neighborhood pets through tackling drills and two-a-days isn’t technically torture.

There are times where contract articles get so deep into the weeds that I feel like at any moment the author might say, “But the Texans’ Maverick can trade lumber for agriculture credits.” and it wouldn’t sound any more made up.

Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.

I could be wrong, but I believe he’s being sarcastic and simply showing how rediculous it is to compare what luck does with steel workers.

Good god, that’s exactly where this is headed isn’t it? We’re going to be discussing whether he completed the process of the clap and completed a non-clap football move.

It’s in the name people, if you want to hold hand there has to be three of you.

“How am I supposed to explain two women holding hands to my triathlete children?”

The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

I’m with one of the largest dealers in the country for Corvette, can confirm our nearly 250 allocations for the year will all be going for MSRP and not a penny over.

I’m a card-carrying JDM fanboy, and I can’t imagine why anyone would buy the Supra over this... or pretty much anything with 2 seats under 100k for this... or even over 100k I’d be questioning the logic.

I see your Mark Kelso and raise you one Steve Wallace.

I give the edge to historical figures being the most famous. How many people are going to remember somebody like Cher or even Michael Jackson in 200 years?

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

That’s against the unwritten rules.

Few fighters have ever been harder to hit.