But that would involve buying a Nissan.  I would be rich not stupid!!

I’m honestly impressed with the NFL’s commitment to making the end of close games completely unwatchable and frustrating. I don’t know about you guys, but when I think “high-leverage, exciting sports” I think of Troy Aikmen grunting at a single frame of a football play to indicate that he thinks Earl Thomas touched AJ…

I’m slowly but surely getting on the “remove instant replay in all sports” bandwagon because it fucking sucks.  No, I don’t want to hear about how you lost your money gambling.  No, I don’t want to hear about “getting it right.”  No, I don’t want you to bring up examples about how it benefited the teams I support. …

Guy also said he “never” gets sick and then describes the times he’s been sick. His word choice is certainly suspect.

Make it Todd Hundley and you've  got a deal! 

Everyone else is living in a novel, but Arya gets to play Assassin’s Creed. She crawled out the library window, fiddled with the cursor until “Press X to murder” was hovering over the Night King, and went for the stealth takedown.

I was hoping to see undead, headless Ned Stark come crawling out of his crypt, but maybe they can’t be wight-ed if they don’t have heads

If you want to see a quasi-feral young girl kicking ass, check out last night’s episode of BARRY. 

I don’t have any insight into the Indy example, but I think the general argument isn’t “who is literally actually paying for it” but instead “what better uses of this tax fund could there be (like schools, parks, infrastructure) instead of handing it to billionaires.”

Eighty-Six Happiness

If he somehow worked in the fact that he sleeps in a Race Car bed it would have been perfect, 

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

I’ve mounted a TV before

I have a group text with my siblings and mom and the last conversation on there was me sending a picture of a sex toy I found on the sidewalk near my house and my mom saying “I don’t think I needed to see that,” then my brother sending a picture of a toy someone bought for his daughter that looks just like a vibrator.…

Here is the cash grab example I always use. The cost to park during the last season at Shea Stadium was $10 per car. The cost the next season, the first at Citi Field, was $20 per car, now up to $25. A 100% increase to park in the same fucking lot.

to New Jersey, which is a hell of an upgrade if you ask me

If someone wants to drink a Coors Light, that’s cool. I drink them too when it’s appropriate to not drink a fucking 8% IPA.

I thought that was a fairly level-headed comment, but I guess if you wanna go down this road, I’ll just channel the memories of my most recent argument with my wife about it annnnnd ok.  IT’S JUST A HOBBY! I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT, I DON’T WANT TO NOW THOUGH.  YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS OVERREACTING

*Kavanaugh snarl* I LIKE BEER. I LIKED IT BACK THEN AND I LIKE IT NOW.

Great plan, geniuses!