Money doesn’t buy happiness. Ok, I already have a great family and close friends. I’m happy. Might as well have the money too.

*that we know of.

The elusive long-eared Great Dane.

Personally, other than Han shooting second and the god awful concert scene in Jedi, I don’t mind the changes.

Great beat, but the bass never dropped?

Deserved for those ugly ass wheels alone.

Why do douche canoes like this think it is a good idea to play road rage with a 2.5 ton metal box? One day karma is going to have enough of his shit and tenderize him.

Panel all the things!

Corvettes are not AWD.

I remember my first Top Fuel race at National Trails in Columbus, Ohio for the Spring Nationals. I was 9 and I probably looked like this guy on the first pass. Nothing like it on the planet.

Being tubbed with 22’s helps quite a bit.

But it's for faster, so it's ok.

Oh my fake.

Can't wait to see it in an issue of DuPont Registry in 20 years with a bajillion dollar asking price.

True. Still, at first glance, I instantly thought Caravan.

Caravan. Look at the headlights.

My poor 2007 Mazda 3 got sandwiched two weeks ago. Thank jeebus I had just dropped my son off right before. How bout it Mazda?

I lived down the road from Rickenbacker AFB outside of Columbus, OH. I used to ride my bike down to the rear access gate of the main runway to watch planes land. One summer, there was a big airshow there. I woke up on Thursday morning to the sound of jets buzzing the house (much louder than normal). The Angels were…