When he hits the brakes it looks like he's returning from hyper space.

At least it's out of its misery

Same could be said for Die Hard 2 and Face/Off.

Bro. Why you hatin cuz?

"Actually, it came out looking pretty slick."

"Goddamn street racers!" - pizza delivery guy

So they are making a Ferrari?

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke, "Last time I called shotgun, we had rented a limo. I fucked up."

Theo Huxtable and friends.

Cool, but the wheels are not. Did he pick those up at Jegs?

I just went potty.

Bullet holes the size of matzo balls.

They stopped and I thought, "Spike strip! Nice!". Nope. Rocks to the windshield.

He's going to need bigger gas tanks if he wants to survive the apocalypse.

Haha. Virgin Level: Expert.

I just posted a comment exactly like yours. Should've read further I guess. Oh well, smart asses think alike.

All the owners had to do was put a couple illegals in the Rovers and the Feds wouldn't come near them. In fact, they may have given the Rovers a full rotisserie restoration and built a new garage to house them in.

I never thought I would lust for a Dodge this much...

That thing is a beast. I felt like a kid again watching this video. Reminds me of when I used to go 4 wheelin in Kentucky with my uncle and cousins in some old CJ's and an International Scout. Good times.

The driver is a donut.