So many things to hit.

Anybody else waiting for him to say "We're going streaking!!!"?

Here you go. http://jalopnik.com/fantastic-mode…

It was tongue in cheek. Based on the article about the farmer with all those cars. I think three of them were Prowlers.

I believe I'd go muscle car. Maybe a couple of COPO or Yenko products. Also a 63 split window. Z06 if I could find one.

I believe I'd go muscle car. Maybe a couple of COPO or Yenko products. Also a 63 split window. Z06 if I could find one.

25 Plymouth Prowlers. No?

Besides the F40, probably one of the sexiest asses in automobile history.

That was a horrid high pitched sound after the crash, however, the sound the car makes before the crash is glorious.

Hit the three wheel motion -Ice Cube

While I appreciate the work and engineering involved, it looks ridiculous. It reminds me of the fake looking kiddy car rides at the fair. This is an original steel body. It deserves better.

What, no PT Cruisers or Chevy SSR's?

Risky Business anyone?

Fake or not, he really needs to kick that annoying woman out of the car. The video would be a little more tolerable then.

Her husband was recently spotted at the Las Vegas airport.

Pretty sure this is the most workout she's ever had. She also hammers like a girl. I hope he was somehow able to get his balls from her purse while she was distracted.

Well at least safety is the priority. Oh, wait....

Needs bags.

The car looks badass minus the chrome rims but, on my phone at least, it sounds like a typical 99 Civic with a fart pipe.