You know what? Fuck Gawker Media. They’ve managed to chase out so many people that have shown passion and talent for their subjects that I have to conclude that they just don’t want any depth in their writers. I’d hate to be the next nail that sticks out above the others here.

RIP Lanesplitter

We miss Sean! Make Lanesplitter Great Again!

Any chance for a twelve-second Sixers mix? Thx in advance

I would kick that kid into next week if he tried any of that on me.

Careful; use of that word assumes you to be racist.

How is it used these days? Guys riding in a pack mentality, trying to act tough, are thugs.

Yes. You were so busy preemptively shitting on everybody, you forgot to say something funny or interesting.

Fowl? He said motherfucker, not chickenfucker.

“... AND they’d start me in something called the “D” League!” - Michael Sam to his agent

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

I haven’t been this surprised to see testicles on someone named Kelly since my friend Kelly showed me her testicles.

True story: When I was 10, I attended a summer basketball camp with a kid named Kelly. I asked him if he was related to Kelly Tripucka because I’d never known another male named Kelly. He said yes, and I believed him. Because I was a kid, and kids are idiots.

+1 privates eyed

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

the article is great. just another fanboy attacking you.

That’s a very adequate thing to do, he should get a trophy to keep for that.

After reading your laborious response, I don’t think you get us, which is the problem.

Remember when you were racist if you thought Kaepernick was a flash in the pan? Ahhh, the good ole days of Deadspin.

Your avatar looks like a flower anus. +1