I’m assuming it wasn’t an NBC camera or it would be in title “Mostly White American Network Killing Innocent Bystanders of Color!”.

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

I was thinking Pittsburgh.

I think they mean if he eventually gets to sit at the popular kids’ lunch table.

Weaksauce, bro

Nah. HBO has a decent history of sports content. I’m sure Real Sports covered it.

That’s...not how plagiarism works.

Bryce is 23 years old

Think of all the children at that game who will now have a crippling fear of wheelchairs.

Recruiting is always a little unseemly.

Holmes: Hey, I’m Anthony Holmes.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

He’s a guy I look at and think, what am I doing wrong in my life that he has a way more successful career than me so far.

I really hope it wasn't a crack overdose.

A fifty year age difference is creepy. Everyone is tripping over themselves to be accepting because he chose to prey on a young man instead of a woman, but if he were marrying a woman everyone would be calling her a gold digger. I don't dig it.

How do you line up re: kids on the lawn?

I like how Upton just gave up. Like “Welp, giving up an inside-the-parker I guess.”

I think Oscar Robertson was right and the old guys were tougher, just imagine how many wet spots Wilt Chamberlain slipped on without injuring himself.

I feel like a manger’s answers to most questions would be things like “Guys I am really not a proper substitute for a crib” and “I’m not answering any questions until you tell me who all these strange dudes are and why they need to give expensive presents to this peasant baby”

Ok, so Lanesplitter is officially dead. I’m sorry, but a page that does nothing but feature old ass motorcycle crashes and shenanigans already exits everywhere else on the internet. I mean, if Gawker is going to put zero effort in, why have Lanesplitter in the first place?!!

Fuck knows the last thing you fuckers seem…