I don’t really want to shitbird on Lacob because he gave a couple of chest-thumping quotes to some journalists.

maybe it’s my sarcasm that’s lost on the internet. who knows?

actually, they both have pretty bad reputations when it comes to their behavior (on the court, I don’t know about Rondo off the court, Boogie though I think has been in trouble too). 16 technicals is a lot. so I think it sounds kind of like them

I’m calling Bullshit. There’s no fucking chance somebody is signing up to have sex with Kirstie Allie.

He actually said it’s NOT an excuse. Besides, haven’t you ever wanted to beat a woman after the death of a nephew? Don’t act like you haven't.

Madison Bumgarner And Jason Heyward’s Beef Wasn’t Really A Beef At All

I didn’t know Bob was so controversial in Cuba, the last three bullets call for a “nueva Ley”

I hope the fact he can still hit home runs at 51 doesn’t give him a swelled head.

Bonds is a Pretty Effective Dude when it comes to hitting instruction.

That photo serves as a perfect metaphor for when Deadspin cross links its readers over to Jezebel.

A-yup

I don't think a single of these worked as well as their original endings.

Dude is passing a car in the right lane. That’s not “blocking” anything.

Dude is passing a car in the right lane. That’s not “blocking” anything.

Trailblazer looked to be mere inches off the Edge’s rear bumper. If that isn’t a death wish on the part of the Chevy driver, I don’t know what is.

I dunno man. Isn’t this EXACTLY why you brake-check someone? :)

I flash my brakes at them first 3 times, if they continue to tailgate I slow down until they go around. This is of course on 2 lane roads. On 4 lane roads I am in the right lane 99% of the time (unless passing). Looks like the guy got what was coming to him IMO.

You think shoving people’s noses in their failings is something intrinsic to brown people? They just can't help but act obnoxious, is that it?

History repeats, first as tragedy, then as a punch in the nuts.

Very true.