Give me Fat Cobra and Bride of Nine Spiders on TV and I will buy everything you sell.

The President apparently has rubbed the military the wrong way. He is more Islamic vs the military where it’s more secular.

Those aren’t shorts. They’re 40" inseam cargo pants.

Imagine trying to go there and being confronted by an unsavory fellow asking what you’re doing on his turf. Then when you explain what you’re doing he starts playing Pokemon Go in order to protect his turf both in the physical world and the virtual world.

I am Phillies fan. The Phillies gave Ryan Howard a historically bad contract several years ago - a contract that advanced metrics baseball personnel have spent the last five years criticizing. If you understand the Phillies, though, you know that the reason they have Howard the contract was because he “played ball”…

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one’s own sanity in the face of coaching challenges that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Harbaugh was crazy and could be paid off. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy…

I turned 40 earlier this year, and it wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be only because I have wanted to run away from my life for a long time. I spent the better part of my 30s in a series of jobs I hated that got me absolutely nowhere wondering how the hell it all happened when I did everything I was supposed to…

if you’re super duper desperate, sign up for librivox or audible trials. book on tape if you have to, it’s that good.

Roland is a prince of a royal cowboy family descended from King Arthur in an alternate world.

As others have said: There’re a lot of dudes like that out there. He’s hardly the bleeding edge.

So if I’m in the woods with my family and we find a litter of dire wolf puppies near their dead mother, we shouldn’t adopt them even though there’s one for each of my brothers and sisters and it’s the sigil of our house?

I strongly suspect that this movie is going to be a “continuation” of the story rather than a retelling (it’s hard to explain that further without even larger spoilers), and in doing so, I can think of a few clever and sensible ways they could explain Roland’s “new” appearance.

That’s what I love about Gunslingers. I get older, but they stay the same age. Alright, alright.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

My friends talk about it all the time. I’m not embarrassed about it at all. We even give each other tips. Don’t ever use clippers without some sore of guard. Those little teeth will grab your sack in a second.

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The ultimate irony occurs when Hollywood brings in Tom Cruise to fix the whole thing, and the world discovers (much to our collective shock and surprise) that all that stuff about “Operating Thetans” having control over “MEST” and psychic powners and all that jazz was much, much less bullshit than everybody reasonably…

Then Afleck loses himself in the delusion that he really is Batman and starts talking to reporters and working on scripts just hanging out in the Cowl. Then finally he goes out to fight crime.

For all of those who have expressed what their regional fashions were in the 80s, I salute you. As for the mid-to-late 70s album cover, itself? I think it properly depicts an album cover and the ‘image’ that performer’s fashion handlers had for that artist. It is a style that would final move into our mainstream…