I feel like I just read an excerpt from Transmetropolitan

In the notes from the greys category: how the hell do so many people not understand how his “opting out of his contract” worked? The team was going to cut him, so he opted out early to get more time to catch on with another team. There was no chance he actually got any of the money remaining on the contract, and all…

“Wait, wait, who’s that running on the field? Who’s music is that? IT’S KAP! IT’S KAP! BAH GWAD KING, IT’S KAP!”

Reid said he told Berry after the game that “he could get started with his coaching career now

That game, man... How amazing would the Saints have been this past decade with any sort of defense?

Goddamn, I wish Kurt Vonnegut was still with us.

This year’s contenders for the Matt Flynn “Excellence” Award are Mike Glennon, Jacoby Brissette, and 2016 winner Brock Osweiler. Good luck everyone, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Ainge’s early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But then theGarnett Deal happened in 2007 and he came into his own, financially and strategically. The whole roster had a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the team a big boost. He’s been compared to Jerry…

Shadow runners need a team to cheer for too.

There should be a Deadspin ranking of the top 5 worst owners of the NFL.

This is not worse than the 80's. Reagan and his “Evil Empire” and “Ash Heap of History” and KAL 007 and “We begin bombing in five minutes”, all directed to a nation with 30 thousand nukes and a well-tested and capable delivery system were far more concerning than “We have missiles that can reach Guam and if we try…

Well, looks like we’re getting a sequel to the greatest drama of our lifetime:

Lebron: The Warriors have two former MVPs on their team.

How about a lottery playoff? The teams that don’t make playoff for the championship play their own tourney to determine seeding. This way there is no real advantage to tank (at least not a bunch of games) because being at the very bottom would only mean you play the best non-playoff team first. It could be shorter…

No risk to OKC. A one-year deal for Paul George and they shed Oladipo’s terrible contract. Worst-case for them is they have a free max contract next summer.

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn’t?

A) No, it’s better, because the idea is to prevent the bomb from going off altogether, instead of waiting for it to go off to make a claim.

duh. it’s different because USA/Trump did it! :P

To be fair, the stable status quo of another Clinton presidency would have still led to the same result. She was just clamoring for this exact thing today. Like I said on the previous post, even if freezing is at 0 degrees on one scale and 32 degrees on another, they still meet up at -40.

MULTIBALL!!!!!!!!!!