Boom. Suck it, Goodell.

Is dat some early Peter Dinklage?

As a Deli Dude, I always get a kick when folks get caught trying to steal whole racks of ribs, but overlook the $22/lb Beecher’s cheddar cut into easy to hide chunks. More bang for your buck, bro! But I guess there is no accounting for taste. *Rimshot*

Either one really, but if you chose History make sure you take enough education courses that you can also pass the PRAXIS.

So, Kamen ended up having some awesome long flowing hair in the end, just probably not where he expected it

When I was 14, I asked my youth pastor, who taught me guitar: how Jimmy Page could play with a bow? His completely serious answer: because he’s a witch

My first name is Rebel. I would kill for a name that was tough to pronounce over one that offends half the people I encounter daily, and gets unwanted admiration from the other half. Yes, I live in Mississippi