I've seen the Canadian kinescope one. It was amazing.

Nothing worth watching

Don't sell her short. She also pumped a lot of Pane down in New Orleans.

They're garbage shoes for garbage people.

Family Feud is ABC
Talk show is NBC
Little Big shots is also NBC

Oh, it was good but out of all the Kings, he was the least funny.

Emmy is never gonna get her Emmy. Its a bad joke at this point.

I traded my D.A.R.E shirt for a dime bag

Damn, that's probably what I look like when I dance

Well that doesn't sound like any fun at all

She does more than talk to squirrels, her teeth are strong enough to pierce food.

Twitter already is the Twitter of Feet.

I get that.

I hope you do this to alt-right sites as well. Because here its obvious its written for laughs, there not so much.

I handle buffs, and then I ninja the loot and log off.

Wait is your real name Phil? Its great that your not hiding behind internet anonymity. But seriously, don't use your real name on the internet, post your honest thoughts but with another name.

You realize this entire article is tongue in cheek right? Most people here don't need to be spoon fed news, and can tell jokes from hard hitting journalism. I love the newswire and the comments that follow, but this is not the place to come for the exact breakdown of these types of stories. This is a place to laugh…

You inferred all that? I'm fairly certain if there had been protocols the POTUS would be aware of them. Again, its donnie's reaction that makes this funny.

Well its not so much the snub that is funny, because she does eventually shake his tiny hand. Its the face donnie pulls that really sells the whole thing.

I love that his 5 year old comment has been proven to be completely inaccurate as well