He could make a legal challenge based on some bullshit election fraud claim and the SCOTUS says he can stay in office, but I think is pretty damn unlikely. In addition to the liberal justices, I don’t think Roberts and Gorsuch would ever go for it and even Kavanaugh might hesitate because of the heat he would catch…

Black Hole 2020

Aww come on.  He’s being pretty harmless here.  

This is the kind of shit I expect from Shia Labeouf.

It finally happened. We can finally, legitimately use this gag straight up:

The quid pro quo doesn’t matter. He asked a foreign leader to investigate a political opponent. It’s there in the memo. This one isn’t going away.

Also there doesn’t need to be any quid pro quo for him to be impeached for asking a foreign leader to dig up dirt on his political opponent. 

I cannot wait for the day this motherfucker is fully in the rear view mirror of history, and we toss Republicans out the door as many as we can like they’re a psychotic ex’s crusted underwear littering our home.

For all the trolls bleating about the supposed lack of an “explicit quid pro quo,” it’s right there in the middle of the fucking call:

This is pure genius. All the stars to you. 

That is a wonderful piece of kinja there.

Motherfuckers are playing checkers but they imprisoned the black pieces and tried to deport the red pieces

God, I wish I could fully enjoy this. I wish I could revel in this utter stupidity and incompetence and absurdity. I wish I could just bathe in the schadenfreude without that pessimistic voice in the back of my head staring out the window distractedly and softly whispering, “none of this matters, you know.”

“Miami Dolphins: It’s quite early, but the Fins,” [...]

/Tomsula voice
see why is it Fins and not Phins. feel like that’s a problem right there. 

Amazing that you don't see the irony in your comment.

“I have been Juuling for years . . . Common sense would dictate that if vaping were so dangerous that we all need to stop vaping immediately, that people would have fallen sick before this summer.”

this roster is all gristle, no meat. But there’s one man who thrives in that situation: Jim Tomsula. That guy can make a hearty stew out of anything.

Tell that to my friend’s fiancee and his family....he is sitting in the hospital right this very second with a lung infection that won’t go away and is resisting all forms of antibiotic. He didn’t vape any blackmarket THC. He has been vaping, normally and legally for about 2 years.

We aren’t necessarily expecting to ‘catch’ Trump. He’s already been caught. We know what’s happening.