I just picked up a nice WD21 this weekend for $1700, or 3.8% of the current 4WD model’s MSRP. The 2020 model isn’t 26 times better, in fact my wheels are 26 times better than the entire 2020 model. Change my mind

theres a guy i park near daily who gets into his new maxima every day and revs it hard 2-3 times before driving out of his parking spot. He wears a backwards baseball cap. I assume he has poor credit. His car appears (and sounds) very stock. My disdain grows 

Don’t forget what they did to the G sedan which was a legit sport sedan in the mid 2000's, they stopped making the sleeper Altima SE-R, that they skipped on the IDx concept, that they let the Z nameplate languish into obscurity, that they threw away all respect the Nismo name had by turning it into a pinstripe…

Yep, a better question is ‘What happened to Nissan?’.  Seriously, other than the GT-R (and maybe the 370Z) there isn’t a Nissan that I even think about any more.  This is the same company that made a sports sedan that actually competed with the BMW 3-series (Maxima) and made a souped-up version of a basic economy car…

It got Nissan’d.

How many NFL owners died in the last year?

That OKRA place sounds really awesome.

I’ve found an extremely high correlation between “houston sux” guy and “lives in Katy and eats at Chili’s on I-10" guy. Try moving to civilization and you will find civilized things - as others have done.

I don’t know about Clutch City, but Phi Slama Jama predates you, so you wouldn’t have a recollection of it.

he was right to edit you

The Houston XFL franchise already has better branding than the Texans, and they’ve existed for all of like *checks watch*... 45 minutes.

Nah but those are actual states. There are only 3 teams that aren’t named after a state or a city.

Dave Portnoy has a Kinja?

The Panthers are the most McMansiony of all the newer NFL teams. There’s a flashy surface value to them that covers up cheap drywall, a leaky roof, and faulty plumbing that always need fixing every couple years. They have the personality of a subdivision called Gridiron Grotto where there’s an artificial lake that is…

I imagine that when Drew tried to publish the first article the Microsoft paper clip popped up and asked “I see you’re ripping the Cardinals a new one. Are you sure you don’t want to start with the Browns?”

Tepper actually said that? He does realize that HE is the one with $11.6 billion, not “the people of Charlotte,” right?

My team the Carolina Panthers, are one of only two teams in the league named after an area

I feel like there are any number of potential creative ways to make the best of honoring the letter of that contract. Place a plaque reading, “<— Fuck This Guy” two feet away, or strew birdseed on the ground every morning until local pigeons are trained to come and shit in that specific spot.

They’re the one team I wish would always go 2-12 (both wins over Atlanta. for some reason I want the Saints beating them because even though N’Awlins is a rival city I still kinda wish them well)

The city of Charlotte is the collective love child of a White Claw Hard Seltzer and a vape pen