Pfft, baseball injuries. I was playing soccer the other week when some light contact from an opponent caused me to drop to the floor grasping my face. Despite the possibly-career-threatening seriousness of my injuries I was still able to roll around quite a lot and after less than five minutes of treatment I was able…

I don't see why this is a big deal. I suffer chip fractures all the time with my dominant hand, so I scoop those little bits of tortilla out of the queso with my fingers and eat them anyways because I’m a grown man.

People use laptops all of the time. How often do you use a little bezeled wheel to do anything beyond turn on the shower water?

That interior does not look like a place I want to spend any time in. It looks like it’s trying to split the difference between TRON and country kitchen, and it’s not doing a good job of it.

My dog has learned to open lever style door handles. Its really f’ing annoying.

Debating whether or not certain people are deserving of basic human rights. Advocating for forced displacement, banning or severely limiting any immigration from “the brown countries.” Celebrating further disenfranchisement. Policy making based on racist, bigoted, religious zealotry. Sheer, unabashed and proud greed…

“every Major League park and Citifield.”

+1 Tal’s Hill

Should have been ejected earlier for being a grown man who brings a glove to a ballgame.  

Likely the first time this was said in the history of mankind....

Come on Andy, this is the Sweater song:

She can almost certainly see Russia from her backyard, so it shouldn’t be too hard to catapult her there.

If you’re flying over Alaska, you’re probably going to Russia.

Yep, same here. I’m 6', was all league in high school in basketball, pitched on a softball team that was always nationally ranked, and went to college on a volleyball scholarship. I’ve got game. I don’t mind being competitive with the guys. I don’t mind if games get physical. I can take a charge from a guy. But the…

I play co-ed flag football, which requires a play involving a female player, at minimum, once every three plays. It usually works out fine, but I’ve seen plenty of instances where men on another team are just dismissive as fuck of their players (which are usually girlfriends!). I’ve heard things like, “Guys, take more…

We don’t hate women, not all of us, we just hate the awkward double standard. Beat a woman at a sport and its expected, lose to one and you are ridiculed. Let her pass you and you get called out for being to easy on them, give a hard tackle and you are bullying. It is a no-win situation for men.

Having played coed softball for quite a few years, it was all too common for men on other teams to take plays away from the women on their team. Our team captain had a rule however, that if you make a play on a ball that is not yours (like running over from left field to catch a ball that was going to the woman in…

Do it yourself death ray?  Seen it.  Covered it.

HAS FARMERS SEEN THAT?!?!?! HUH? HUH? HAVE YOU?

dude looks like a cartoon koala bear