Isn’t it amazing how Yankees fans feel that they are entitled to basically any player, and that they only need to give non-essential pieces in return?

Let’s enjoy some Yankees fades...

Let’s give that Grand Cherokee driver some credit, good crash avoidance sir or madam!

I’m in my early 20's and get blind drunk in Sea Isle. Having never been to the Jersey Shore before, and hating standing in a super packed bar to pay for overpriced drinks, I decide I’m going to walk back to my buddy’s house in Ocean City.

The lesson is “We can beat Northern Illinois without you. Don’t do this again and make us look bad for letting you play if the next game is against a real team.”

For the second time in my life, I’m glad I could provide the layup.

Here’s my plan to fix this:

COMPLETELY STOCK! EXCEPT COBB SHORT SHIFTER.

Years from now, as you sit vacantly in your recliner, thinking of all the accomplishments of your life, all the books and articles you wrote, and all the sentences you crafted, you will remember that day in 2018 in which you described Dwight Howard as a “hulking goofsteak” and know with 100 percent certainty that it…

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

It might be worth noting what goes into a Top Secret (or higher) clearance here:

When I went to BCT, I was going in as a 35W—Signals Intercept/Intelligence/Linguist (that’s what it was at the time, anyway; the designation might have changed).

My MOS required a Top Secret clearance before I ever stepped foot into a BCT…

“Republicans: We believe in _________.*”

Republicans - “We believe in states rights.*”

“this media company’s deceptive and fraudulent behavior is exactly why President Donald Trump was elected.”

But I wasn't wrong when I said I was an idiot. 

Don’t selfishly turn me into political propaganda, complains the guy beaming in photo ops with a brutal autocrat.

If we want you to drive in the break-down lane, we’ll put out a sign:

Saw a similar case of Kia asshattery the other day with a similar result.