Wow, great flashback there. I remember that being the official hat of the douche-bro in the mid/late 90’s.

This will go nicely with my white power tie!

Replaced this one.

I, too, look forward to Ed Hochuli’s CYA explanations in the playoffs....

“On the play, number 97 from the defense attempted to pay his mortgage bill with funds from a 401(k) without submitting a W-8 to specify how much he wanted to withhold. At the same time, number 24 from the defense returned a videotape to…

Marvin Lewis (13 seasons) & Mike Tomlin (10) do not agree with you.

Shut your ignorant mouth - every coach in the NFL is on a short leash. Marvin Lewis is the second longest tenured head coach in the NFL. Idiot.

Smith wasn’t even on the Jambaroo ‘Fire This Asshole!’ list and that list pretty much has every coach that has the slightest chance of being, or need to be, fired. This firing really feels out of nowhere.

That thumping sound in the trunk is “So Jeffrey”

Hey, fuck you, Tom (if that is your real name.) The Malheur National Wildlife Refuge may in fact be a remote administrative building, but that doesn’t mean it’s “unspectacular.” Typical Biased New York Media can’t get excited about anything without a 100th floor glass bottom swimming pool. Can you watch a Greater…

You see, the joke here was that the Texans started 3-5 (actually 2-5) and despite starting 4 QBs AND losing Arian Foster, still won the AFC South. And with a roster not billed as Super Bowl caliber before September rolled around.

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.

Seems like a fitting end to his time there. The last coach to take the Giants to the Super Bowl also left as a Fassel.

I’m sorry about your dad.

If you read the actual tweets, youll see he used it incorrectly consistently. So no, black people arent stupid. However, chris clemons (a black man) is. See, that was easy.

Chris Clemons to me in the locker room: “You’re the dick-head of the group.”

“I’m right here, you guys!”

“Manziel, who Browns coach Mike Pettine said still must address off-field problems”

When you’re recovering from a concussion, the best place to be is a place full of bright blinking lights, loud random noises and EDM.