“Too soon” - this Oilers fan.

Well Mike, time to embrace your Thumb-ness and get a job as a factory worker.

The Ryan family coaching tree is actually a bonsai Rob keeps in his van next to the foldout bed because “chicks dig that spiritual shit”

“Look, Roger, I’ve pulled the spear back out. You’ll be fine, just rub some dirt in it and let’s get going.”

Having your first car as a second car but not having a second car because your second car is your first car.

Drew celebrating the win:

The bigger joke is “productition.”

That’s Hardy Harbaugh, formerly known as The Family Secret.

The best one is still the embellishment penalty call just because it’s so needlessly aggressive. That ref took massive personal offense to the fact that he was trying to buy a penalty, and was having none of his shit.

“Damn it Loehmann, you’re a loose cannon. I’ve got protests all over the city and LeBron James on my ass. Give me your badge. You’re suspended until further notice.”

I love how you leave out major points of the story. The cops thought it was a real gun because people called the police and said a boy is playing with a gun and threatening people. The story is tragic enough, you dont need to leave out information for sympathy. Most people know the cops did not act appropriately.

Hoooooooooooe Hoe ohohoh

Could be worse. The brutal Miss could have been Aileen Wuornos.

He’s not only behind the halfway line when the pass is made but there is also a defender and the goalie ahead of him.
In summary, you’re offside. And blind.

Fly Eagles Fly

Sports cars are coupes. Who gives a shit for a commuter car with only two doors and without the utility of a hatch?

That’s nice, good to get that out of the way. Now, where’s the HATCHBACK?

Your hating doesn’t seem to have garnered much praise. Subaru built its reputation on fast, tough wagons. The sedan is just what you buy when you don’t have another choice.

The lack of a fifth door at the back of the new WRX