Have you even seen the movies? Mad Max 2 features an active oil refinery for much of the movie. Fury Road also mentions an entire oil refining city.

It’s safe to assume that they have plenty of fresh gasoline.

“Oh yeah, I noticed the words too.”

+1 amber waves of brain injury

Oh beautiful for Panther feet, whose stern impassioned stress

NFL fined Josh Norman $5,000 for wearing his red white and blue cleats last weekend. He is appealing.

Autozam AZ-1 agrees.

They need to give this dude the job of driving the prison bus or something.

Who needs an app when you have this handy guide?

I’m pretty sure that’s a sad miata because he is a sad Canadian since he can’t enter

Sir, its pronounced,”busket”

*throws money at computer screen*

The truth is out there

Hmm, rereading that I realize that may not have come out the way I intended...

+1

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

“He acted like he got in an 18-passenger car wreck.”

Sick of hearing professional athletes brag about their extravagant lifestyles and 18-passenger cars.

“Today, blackouts are scary, for the flashlight prices and cab fares if not the treat of crime”

The best type of treat is the illegal one.