That thumping sound in the trunk is “So Jeffrey”

Hey, fuck you, Tom (if that is your real name.) The Malheur National Wildlife Refuge may in fact be a remote administrative building, but that doesn’t mean it’s “unspectacular.” Typical Biased New York Media can’t get excited about anything without a 100th floor glass bottom swimming pool. Can you watch a Greater…

You see, the joke here was that the Texans started 3-5 (actually 2-5) and despite starting 4 QBs AND losing Arian Foster, still won the AFC South. And with a roster not billed as Super Bowl caliber before September rolled around.

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.

Seems like a fitting end to his time there. The last coach to take the Giants to the Super Bowl also left as a Fassel.

I’m sorry about your dad.

If you read the actual tweets, youll see he used it incorrectly consistently. So no, black people arent stupid. However, chris clemons (a black man) is. See, that was easy.

Chris Clemons to me in the locker room: “You’re the dick-head of the group.”

This is just the most Spurs-y thing ever. Guy scores 26 PL goals in his 10 years with the team, then he plays his first ever match against Spurs and scores an absolute beauty.

“I’m right here, you guys!”

“Manziel, who Browns coach Mike Pettine said still must address off-field problems”

When you’re recovering from a concussion, the best place to be is a place full of bright blinking lights, loud random noises and EDM.

“Too soon” - this Oilers fan.

Well Mike, time to embrace your Thumb-ness and get a job as a factory worker.

The Ryan family coaching tree is actually a bonsai Rob keeps in his van next to the foldout bed because “chicks dig that spiritual shit”

“Look, Roger, I’ve pulled the spear back out. You’ll be fine, just rub some dirt in it and let’s get going.”

Having your first car as a second car but not having a second car because your second car is your first car.

Your hating doesn’t seem to have garnered much praise. Subaru built its reputation on fast, tough wagons. The sedan is just what you buy when you don’t have another choice.

The lack of a fifth door at the back of the new WRX