"...then don't crash..." I see you don't get that other people - some very drunk or very distracted - also use the roadway.

Sex in the back.

CVTs are around since 1923...

I love a Gulf livery. It's my jam. That said, that wrap is shit. It looks like a cheesy knock-off.

This looks horribly warped.

If you're going to keep me gray forever I might as well just start posting porno here.

You wanna see a crazy trunk? Behold, the Pontiac Solstice, replete with what owners refer to as the "Mayan Temple."

Making the world safe for dead hookers.

FWIW, I'd much rather a Polo-inclusive lineup here in the states than a Beetle-inclusive lineup.

A Volvo 240 (Jalop sweetheart) rear ends the only TSX wagon in the country (another sweetheart) with what looks like an early 90s Celica looking on, what are the odds?

Reading through the comments, it amazes me how many people jump to (incorrect) conclusions about CarPlay/Android Auto and already hate it before it's even out of the gate.

Every car company 4-5 years ago:

IANAL, and I don't know what the rules in Texas are like, but when I lived in AZ, there were speed cameras all over this one freeway that was notorious for speeding. The wealthier people I knew had their cars registered in the name of a trust, sometimes in another state. The camera tickets would show up at the…

"Oh, that's hilarious! You're too good at this..."

No, Raph. This is the boxiest car.

"You're a...battery pack! No wait, a fridge, right?!"

Anytime I hear livery talk, I pine for the days of tobacco livery. Not because I give a shit about smoking, but Marlboro always had some of the tightest, cleanest looking liveries out there.

I appear to be drunk. Sincere drunk for being apologies.

Salvage title S2000 looks to be in nice shape, $8500. Why because it is better than a Miata