this Jason Statham movie will be called "G-Force"

When questioned, Jolly stated that he considers himself a fuel-injected suicide machine.

I giant version of this would look good over my couch if anyone wants to donate that.

Credit: Nissan

this is the same shot they'll use when Torch goes postal

Looks like a squished Montecarlo.

Why would you need side mirrors in something that short with that much glass?

Actually its not hard to figure out if the seller is a crack head gang member or a normal person.

You do realize most of the Jalopnik readership (myself included) is broke right.

I bought one once. It was a Ferrari. It was amazing and I cherished it well when I had it.

*Checks to see if anyone was injured badly or killed* *Nope*

Eh, if you're buying the right things on CL and you always bring a friend to the meet-up, you're usually fine, as long as you use common sense.

I have plaid seats in my car too. What's wrong with plaid?

I need it. All of it.

They're their own individual company. Porsche just sells them bodies in white and they do the rest.

I believe the lawyer, but only on a technicality. No one really was the Driver. We all used cheats to get though the parking garage level.

They are a hoot to drive. You don't drive it, you wear it. The earlier 350 cc 2 smoke version even more so. It is so funny when people ask you "What size is the engine?" Oh it is a 350. "A 350 Cubic inch small block Chevy?" No cc. The earlier ones have 10 inch wheels like a Mini, the later GX100 above has the 12"…

Holy fuck CP. A 2010 GT (or as I call it, the sad bastard model) is a terrible investment. You get the facelift, but not the Coyote 5.0. The only upside to this is that it has a Tremec transmission, and not the problematic Chinese-made Getrag MT82 on the 2011 and newer models. And the lovely Shelby wheels.

Because I'm holding the camera and you're wrenching in that picture, I thought