Using the proper French terminology almost makes up for trivializing one of the worst natural disasters in American history.

But what do we call the play? “Minneapolis Miracle” or “Minnesota Miracle” are both dumb because “Miracle” is overplayed (“Music City Miracle” and “Mile High Miracle” come to mind, and I’m sure there are others).

What a freakin’ game! Minnesota looks set to make history.

What a game! Happy for Keenum.

When I worked at a BMW dealership back in undergrad, the shop foreman had a stuffed Mickey and Minnie Mouse buckled in the back seat of his 330i.

The outcome will almost certainly depend on an analysis under the “likelihood of confusion” test to determine whether there is confusion among consumers between the two products or services.

You can say that again. . .

Everyone knows that they speak Alohaean in Hawaii, duh.

“Ridiculously tight” might be a bit of an overstatement, but I’ve seen worse home decor. 

Circa 1999, our family car was a 1989 Chevrolet Caprice Brougham with this feature (among other quirky features). IIRC, the system was named “Twilight Sentinel.”

+ 1 frivolous redhibition claim

Might take you thirty minutes to do that in Houston, but your point still stands.

It’s a play on the license plate Tobias got for his VW Cabrio in Arrested Development:

Which one is which? They’re practically interchangeable.

Steve Spagnulo being promoted to interim head coach?

Nope, that is a primered replacement aftermarket fender. Maybe they were planning to paint it with some of the loot?

Yeah, seven Yugos would be seven Yugos too many. Trust me.

That same lever thingy is broken on mine too, for the driver’s seat.

Was there a mangled bicycle in the dumpster too?

Whoa buddy, I’m on your side!