For most American men, ok sure. But this car was marketed in Japan and never sold stateside.

I hope you get COTD for this so my stupid initial comment was not made in vain.

Sure. But “lifting” and “carrying” are two different things. Jason makes it sound like you can collapse it and walk around with it like a briefcase.

Well yeah, but that’s still “team lift” territory unless you want to pull something reaching over and down to get it out.

“Easy to carry. . .”

Aww man, but I’m actually a mild-mannered, reasonable, empathetic lawyer!*

The image I have in my head of HamNo actually swinging a golf club is mildly amusing.

Saw the title, and who wrote it—yep, about what I expected.

So, if The Crew move to Austin, does that push the Dynamo back to the Eastern Conference?

Airwick has a scent called “Hawaii” that magically transports me from my windowless, depressing af office to a beautiful beach in the Pacific.

Nice. Bonus points if that would have been a highlight from the Wisconsin game.

Let it go, HamNo.

So is getting suspended more like being placed in solitary confinement or being put on a work crew?

A core component of the Seattle offense is Wilson running for his goddamn life and winging it, not sure how providing more offensive line protection fits with this scheme.

I know this contract was shady as shit, but the “two employee” and “two person firm” thing is a bit misleading.

Well played . . . unlike the vast majority of MLS matches.

I’m really enjoying these lower division football “highlights” from across the pond.

Duly noted. MMP is vindicated (for now).

Meh, you can’t blame it entirely on the small confines of the Juice Box. If that were the case, the Astros would have scored the most runs in the majors.

I made it to the end, but as a native Houstonian who remembers going to watch games in the Astrodome as a little kid, I kinda had to.