I’m also a “II”, named after my grandfather.

Have fun being on whichever watch list you were probably just put on with that comment.

IT’S HAPPENING!

Sorry to be “that guy.” I didn’t watch the telecast last night, but just based on the video it sounds like the commentators had no clue what was going on either.

“So, while Chase Briscoe crossed the finish line first to start the last lap. . .”

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Did he face plant?

My Mazda dealer (it’s in Houston, and rhymes with “Ussell & Mith”) hates me, and I’m not sure why. I mean I can be a bit particular, but I’m not unreasonable.

But you’re ignoring the fact that most leases also require a down payment of some sort. You have to account for that extra expenditure as well.

Houston (for all intents and purposes fundamentally equivalent to a sauna) with Minute Maid Park having a ten degree cooler average than the Rangers’ home field proves that having a roof is unquestionably advantageous.

As a Rockets fan, I’m sooooo glad that MJ decided to honor his father by giving baseball a try.

Impressive, but not “600 K”* impressive.

Dude, you have a problem with Ninja Turtle face?

Except for our toll roads. Those things are pristine af.

But what if Hackett can’t hack it?

This is the correct answer. Like, “stolen the test key from the teacher” level of correct.

“I’m currently hanging out at the beach, and on my way in I caught myself inspecting a Mistubishi Lancer Spyder cruising along in front of me with some slight envy.”

Maybe if so much crap wasn’t being produced there, they wouldn’t have to flush the toilet so many times.