At the rate he’s going, I’m sure Daniil Kyvat will be joining the series next year . . . so, yes.

The Yankees of the EPL

$10k for a Brat? I guess I need to go back in time to convince my dad to keep his that he had back in the day—I’ll just have to avoid 1980s me, who is probably going to be in the jump seat, cheating death somehow.

If that’s true, it looks like it’s had some paintwork done on that right quarterpanel.

Sounds like you might need to become good friends with this guy, as I have:

Apparently we are not.

It is in my name after all. . .

I would agree that slang terms definitely fit the vibe and tone of your articles (which I thoroughly enjoy, btw), my comment was more about questioning why the term is still used when it is not significantly more efficient than the full term, as it is only one syllable shorter. There is little efficiency to gain in…

I think that’s an option, but Raph would disagree:

But you don’t call a carburetor a “carbby.” You call it a “carb.” One syllable.

Ok :(

Can we maybe all agree to stop using the word “tranny” instead of transmission?

Max Zorin would be proud.

My Mazda3 actually had some very minor damage on the front bumper from where some dingus at the dealership had gently run into something immobile, presumably during the PDI process.

Think about all of the blood it will take to fuel an airliner. . .

This Kinja auto scroll to the next article thing needs to go away, amirite?

+ 1 Mitsubishi ZERO

Does Mike’s Yugo have a nickname? It needs a nickname.

I’m not going to lie, Knight Riders is a totally badass team name.

What color is the boathouse at Hereford?