Not saying that this guy wouldn’t have written what he did if Donald Trump hadn’t been POTUS … but it should be pretty obvious by now that white trash the world over has taken a lot of encouragement just from seeing the Donald in the White House. Of course, it was white trash that put him there in the first place --…

A perhaps not so idle question: If William Shatner has revealed himself to be a far-right jerkass in his declining years — does that mean Captain James T. Kirk should be struck from our list of righteous heroes?

It seems one of the shooters uploaded a 73-page manifesto which, among other things, praises Donald Trump … sort of. The manifesto was in a question & answer format, and to the relevant question “Were/are you a supporter of Donald Trump?” the answer was, “As a symbol of renewed white identity and common purpose? Sure.…

Two things that really bug me about this:

Oh, good. I thought I’d lost my chance to have my say about this. Here goes:

This is an interesting mistake:

The weird thing is, this lightsaber-numchuck thing might actually go a long way toward explaining why Bruce Lee was so damn good with the regular ‘chucks … notice how he never holds or moves his light-’chucks such that the blades ever touch his body?

Okay, admit it, you got the Batman idea from that time Robin was fighting these mooks in a fish market and decided to use mackerels (or whatever) as numchucks. (Bet when he got back to the Batcave Alfred tore a strip off of him on account of the smell.)

Either that, or he had a panic attack and grabbed the first thing he could hide himself behind. The look on his face … that’s not steely Presidential determination, not by a long shot. That’s what your average mook looks like before yielding to Captain America’s Mighty Shield — manually. (*WHAAANG!!!*)

You know … I just don’t get it.

Well, of course he was tough! He killed vampires, didn’t he?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? IS THIS A CAR OR AN AUTOMOTIVE TAKE ON DONALD DUCK???

No, his name is Renfield and he spends all his time in a corner swatting at flies (and eating the ones he catches), waiting for his Master to call ...

… First he’d have to find the reverse gear ...

I think this has to be asked: with Brazil next door to Venezuela, which is in the process of coming apart at the seams, or burning down, or burning down as it comes apart … what are the chances of war between the two countries?

RAGNAROK, not RAGNOROK!

Ragnarok, not Ragnorak!

Actually, I think the 2016 entry should be a double-header. Batman vs. Superman and Captain America: Civil War (very) superficially resemble each other — superheroes fall out, beat each other up — but one was a total fuckup and the other a total slam dunk, and it’d be both entertaining and instructive to see what one…

“[S]taying up until 2 in the morning, desperately trying to eke out a few more brightly colored lines while your eyes steadily rot out of your skull …”

I can’t watch this with my dog on my lap. He’s a 2-year-old black Shih-Tzu (yes, there is such a thing), and he acts a lot more like the cat in this short film than like a regular dog. He is bossy, arrogant while I’m around and a shivering wallflower when I’m not, made my workroom his own litterbox and costs me a ton…