If it was “Judge not, lest yet be judged” then it wasn’t the Sermon on the Mount. On the other hand, if it was stuff like “Woe to the rich, for they have their consolation now,” then yeah.

Yeah, that was when Starfleet started rethinking its policy of making the Galaxy class family ships. (Also -- and I hope this don’t rub people the wrong way -- some ship names may just have too much bad mojo to be used again. You know, names like Yamato, Bismarck, Hood, Titanic …)

That last is a bad idea! Shooting the Trump family into the Sun will cause it to either (a) go nova or (b) implode into a black hole from the extra mass of all that accumulated b———-!

No, no, doesn’t count. (a) She went down halfway to Okinawa, and in way too many pieces to be rebuilt as anything, let alone a starship. (b) Doesn’t matter what any anime fan claims, she’s still outshone by the ship that probably helped sink her — you know, the one the U.S. Navy scrapped (CV-6), but named its first…

“What was charming about the Amalgam Universe was how clumsily named 99% of the characters were.” Of course, the charm went beyond just the names to how the characters themselves looked.

The Amalgams were all hastily wrote (maybe deliberately so?) and could’ve used more than a bit more thought, but image-wise the best of them may have been Dark Claw, the Batman/Wolverine guy. Which may not be a coincidence, since both base characters are brooding loners with animal fetishes, deep anger issues and…

This was basically what was wrong with the Maginot Line.

With a title like that, is this show not asking for trouble from the big scary guy who lives in Gotham City?

The runner’s name isn’t mentioned -- but might he by any chance be related to Hugh Glass?

Oh yes. The double-think, and the Newspeak, and the hope that nobody noticed the Freudian slip. (And then the flustered angry denial when it turns out that somebody did. Or the flustered angry denial when some other unkind soul deconstructs their Newspeak.)

Also, “President Trump has a different leadership style than his predecessors and the results speak for themselves.”

Well, no, I didn’t watch this guy’s press conference. From what I read, it seems to have been embarrassingly awful. But our reporter still should’ve gotten enough of a grip on himself to write a more descriptive headline.

Dudes, okay, you made me click on this post, but THIS STILL ISN’T ANY WAY TO WRITE A HEADLINE. It just makes you look sophomoric.

Dudes, I appreciate that you succeeded in making me click on this post, but THAT STILL ISN’T ANY WAY TO WRITE A HEADLINE.

Here’s my take on this: Would anybody vote Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne into office? Quite a few people would answer “No,” whether or not they knew about Bruce’s midnight rides or Tony’s nice suits and the reasons for either of them. And Bruce and Tony are rich guys with known (meta) track records for saving the world…

That … was Cthulhu, wasn’t it? Cthulhu reduced to a stand-in for Groot. And he and Howard build a snowman.

After two years of Donald Trump, here comes another businessman who might not know what the hell to do if he ever got into the White House.

Was hoping this would turn up again. It all makes sense, y’know? Of course Captain America would have a double life as America’s favorite dog!

DC’s coming out with this new comic called “Naomi,” about a girl who gets fixated on the secret superhero history happening around her after Superman clobbers Mongul in her hometown. Io9 excerpts this really wonderful page where Naomi and her fellow townsfolk react to Superman’s visit, and three things stand out: how…

Who’s Scott Buck?