I... what even is this article?? “Fags and their hags”? Sneak “peak”? “[G]ays served to entertain us all through their outrageous antics and leg waxing”??

Looks like he threatened to sue her for leaving/taking the dog. I am guessing she deleted it as a legal precaution. That poor girl. I never got to read the posts, wonder if someone archived them somewhere?

Look how happy Bush is to not have to be president anymore in that picture! That alone is precious.

I WOULD WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THAT.

Oooo, good tip!! Thanks!

Try “Hot Mama!” by the Balm. I got it off Amazon recently after hearing about it in a “cheap dupes for spendy faves”-type article on Buzzfeed and have been super impressed!

Hot Mama! by the Balm is an excellent and cheaper dupe for the Nars Orgasm. Buzzfeed had a “cheap awesome dupes of favorite spendy makeup brands” article lately and that was one of my favorite buys.

THANK YOU. This answer is 100% the absolute correct response to that fool’s nonsense.

I saw that article after I posted this! I found it super interesting that TMZ made very sure to note that there are other stories people are telling as well, but didn’t post those stories.

AH HA!! Someone named ‘Ivy’ over om TMZ left this comment:

Soooo, here’s my two cents from what we know of the situation, and what we know of the contestants:

I like you. I can tell that we would have been forced to be friends by our classmates had we been in school together.

Huh! The more you know! :)

I do not understand why more people aren’t TERRIFIED about this. What. The. Fuck. A possible YEAR IN PRISON for LAUGHING? Did we really EVER think this would be America??

Did... did you ever learn more?? “We know him,” is NOT a satisfactory end to that story!! I NEED to know more about this wandering baby who hath befriended the local constabulary. It seems like a really great premise for a TV show, honestly.

This was my exact line of thought. WHO IS THIS STUPID? That’s like naming your kid “Warfarer.” Tempting fate faaaaaar too exuberantly.

I went to an Afroman show last year and a friend and I were drunkenly running through the halls of the venue and not just ran smack-dab into Afroman but bounced off of him so hard we were thrown backwards. Dude is NOT SMALL.

Okay, for real though, Texas Mickey is an excellent name in so many other contexts. Like, I am specifically picturing a stripper-turned-bounty hunter who roams a futuristic dystopic southland and has like... a morningstar made out of old nail salon files and animal skulls? I don’t know, I fucking LOVE IT.

I was hesitant to scroll down after reading that, because I was having a really hard time describing my feelings about that, but you pretty much nailed it.

Oh my god, I used to have the loveseat version of that couch! It was sadly destroyed years ago, but MAN, I sure do miss it! Midcentury furniture for the win!