Also PS we’ve never engaged before but I have always LOVED your username. My dog’s middle name is Tina because she is so incredibly awkward and into butts.

I mean, it’s happened, but not often? Haha. It’s more that I wash in the bathroom and then dry myself and leave. But just leaving your Vag toys in the poop room seems weirder than the kitchen; I can’t really articulate better than “AAAAAAHHH FECAL MATTER LIVES HERE! THAT DOESN’T GO IN MY VAG!” I don’t tend to hang out…

Awwwww, this makes me sad for your pops. He sounds lonely. I agree with the “almost wholesome” milfor statement lol.

NO. THIS IS TOO MUCH.

AHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZINGLY FUNNY TO MEEEE

Honestly this probably made their day.

Wait, what? You’d rather dry your dildo in the bathroom than the kitchen?? The kitchen is where food lives, and if you’re at all a fan of oral sex then I don’t see the big deal. But the bathroom... the bathroom is where poop lives :(

THIS BADASSERY IS UNTOUCHABLE. ESPECIALLY since you won! Git it gerlllll!!

Thank you so much for saying this, as especially this to this poster. It sounds like he has a wonderful, amazingly smart and determined daughter, and I could not put my finger on why I was worried until you encouraged him to remind his daughter that it can happen to anyone, no matter how smart or strong.

WE HAVE THESE AT MY WORK AND THEY ARE AMAZING!!

So far, this is my favorite comment on this ridiculous article. A+ for you.

This hurt my head in a way that made me laugh.

Well, you ARE a woman. And his actual kinja name seems to be “allwomenarecunts”. Soooo... Probably accurate. I’m pretty glad, honestly. Not the kind of Internet saddo you want to like you.

I agree heartily because 90% of the time at the bar this is what I am doing. Even when I am off work at my own bar. *raises glass*

Comment + username = perfection.

SO glad I wasn’t the only one to get a giggle out of that haha.

I lived right by the clinic in North Everett and it definitely could use escort volunteers if you have some extra time. I tend to work hours that prevent me from being able to volunteer but the protesters out there are terrible; I used to go there for my yearly checkup before I had health insurance through my work and…

This is a very good way to phrase this.

I love it when you bust out the brain-guns.

This was probably not hilarious at the time but the way you described it made me laugh out loud. Thank you for that. Hope the acrobatic little one is a wee bit less climb-y these days :)