The joke is at a higher altitude than your cranium. A significantly higher altitude.

I am not an acoustic engineer, so take this for what it's worth... My understanding is that open headphones, all else being equal, are generally considered to have higher quality sound. Intuitively, it makes a sort of sense— after all, sounds around us are "open air"— that is, the "real" sound that headphones try so…

Nipples? Is that it? Now I just feel silly having those horns removed...

If they want to verify that it comes out of the back end, all they have to do is look for sheets of toilet paper the size of a tractor trailer with ambergris on them. Dummies...

See, I know a nice, not-smug Prius owner. He's just a decent guy that's fascinated by technology, and I'm tired of the 99% making the rest look bad.

I'd pay a buck to see that. Even better... go hypermiling right in front of them.

Regarding adverse reactions, it seems that maple syrup should have become fairly popular as a common sweetener. In fact, it was at certain points— homes would keep maple sugar/syrup for daily use and a small amount of refined sugar for guests, special use, etc. I wonder why that went away.

I suppose that's the reason, then, for this interesting product I recently discovered?

DIBS.

I was going to point out that I can, but then I saw your qualifier...

It seems to be (1) a desire to display one's wealth and, distantly behind that, (2) an appreciation in some people for exceptional mechanical skill. The ability to add in more and more mechanically-realized features in a constrained space really is a pretty amazing skill— sort of like an Antikythera mechanism on a…

I don't think they exist.

1. Taking a fellow cop into custody for a traffic infraction?

"I cannot believe this. I cannot believe this at all!"

Ditto... The DB7 is nice, but the Vanquish makes me feel funny in my pants. Love the Vanquish.

Ok, so everyone gushes about this thing, so I went to the Boeing website and checked it out. I was all ready to go for it, and I can't see the damn "Add to cart" button *anywhere*. Yet another great product ruined by a crappy website.

Like I said... to each their own.

Those are scary? I guess I can see some weirdness sprinkled in there, but not scary. But, we each have our own unique fears, I suppose. To each their own.

No, Mormons should be on the "Weirdest Things" map, not scariest. I'm not sure what would qualify as scary about Mormons, but we're plenty strange. I grew up LDS in Maryland, and coming to Utah was still quite a culture shock.

What? No, you don't. It's simple. Rechargeable AA batteries are cheap and abundant. We just mount a huge recharging station on the underside of the array, plug in the batteries, and in a couple of hours, send them back down and plug in a fresh batch. Simple! The only new tech that's needed to make this…